Balls

So here’s a riddle for the town
Please get your pens & write it down

Just how many balls does a redneck have
Who attacks a man in a parked up Rav?

A stranger, who he’s yet to meet!
Who’s sound asleep on Reilly Street!

This redneck’s full of hate & trash
& hurls a cylinder, made for gas

At Mike, a guy from overseas
Who works in town to meet his needs

I’ve seen him juggling on the green
& tossing balls at super speed

There’s six above, & two below
(Cause Mike’s a man), so now you know

So dip your pens & have a think
The answer comes before you blink!

Just how many balls does a redneck have?
Who attacks a man in a parked up Rav?

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Kevin Moran

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(Dedicated to ‘Mike’ a visitor from overseas who is putting his world
back together after a complete stranger hurled a gas cylinder
through the back window of his car while he was fast asleep)